Quotable Conversations

At lunch the other day...

Jonathan - "Mama, that cheese is white."

Mama - "Yep. It's called muenster cheese."

J - "Does it come from monsters, Mama?"

M - "No. It's not monster cheese, it's muenster."

J - "Oh."

Andrew - "Mama, may-ya cookie monster cheese?"




At lunch, almost any day...

J (picking up his cup) - "I have chocolate milk!"

A - "I have chocolate milk!"

J - "No, Andrew, you have white milk."

A (getting upset) - "Want wipe milk!!"

J - "Andrew, you have wipe milk. I have chocolate milk."

A (banging cup down on table) - "Want wipe milk!!!"




At supper last night...
J (picking little red things out of his salad) - "Mama, what's this?"

M - "That's a dried cranberry. It's called a craisin."

J - "A raisin?"

M - "No, a craisin."

A (picking up one of his craisins) - "Wook, Mama, bury." [translation - "Look, Mama, a berry."]

M - "That's a craisin, Andrew."

A - "Bury, Mama."

a few minutes later...
A - "Mama, may-ya more craze?" [translation - "Mama, may I have more craisins?"]




Almost every day...when playing with cars and trucks...

J (drives his Matchbox car over to Andrew) - "Hi. I'm a car."

A (driving a Jeep) - "Hi. I'm car."

J - "No, you're a Jeep."

A - "You're Jeep."

J - "No. You're a Jeep. I'm a car."

A - "I'm car."

J - "No, Andrew. I'm a car. You're a Jeep."

A - "You're a Jeep."