Quotable Conversations - Jonathan Says...

On driving....
JunJun - "Want to ride in my Subaru, Daddy?"

Daddy - "Sure. You driving?"

J - "Yep."

D - "Drive carefully."

J - (After "driving" car across the floor and returning with another...) "Want to ride in the airplane, Daddy?"

D - "Sure. You driving?"

J - "Yep."

D - "Ok. Drive carefully."


On biology...
J - (at table at lunch time while licking his food...) "Here's my tongue, Mama."

Mama - "Yep. Do you know who made your tongue?"

J - "God did. Gank you God!"

J - (after chewing his food...) "Teeth. God made my teeth."

M - "That's right, buddy!!"

J - "Gank you God!"


On diet...
J - (after a meal...any meal...) "May I have a heart cookie?"

M - "No. You ate them all."

J - "May I have a heart lollipop?"

M - "Not today, buddy."

J - "May I have a gingersnap cookie?"

M - "Don't have any of those either. You ate the last one yesterday."

J - "May I have some pudding?"

M - "Mama needs to buy more at the store."

J - "May I have some chocolate cake?"

M - "Chocolate cake? I don't have any of that."

J - (having exhausted all dessert options he knows...) "All done. Ready to get down."



On prayer...
M - "...And please help Jonathan have a good sleep. Who do you want to pray for, Jonathan?"

J - "Bwess Daddy and Mama and An-jew and Grandpa and Grandma and other Grandpa and Grandma and MeMa. In Jesus, AMEN!"

M - "Good night buddy!!"

J - "Bwess da bodies!!!!"